Quotes

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Rita Rudner

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

The Queen had one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" she said without even looking around.

Lewis Carroll

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde